Archive for December, 2010
Free Sample “The Internationalist” 4 Month Subscription
This Free Australian Sample is days long! That’s right. You heard correctly. The Internationalist really wants to meet you, I guess. Since they hope afterwards that you’ll opt into a longer subscription period. How silly. Do they not understand that you’re just into free samples? That you only want the goods if they’re free 99? [...]
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Free Sample New Lacoste Perfume & Cologne
This Free Australian Sample is available on the regs. But recently, to the selection, Lacoste has added “Joy of Pink” and “Touch of Pink” perfume for the ladies. But I ask you THIS about this free sample… What is the difference between a “joy” of pink and a “touch” of pink? And would such a [...]
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Free Sample Baby Barn Lotion
This Free Australian Sample is for your little chubby-fingered, goo-goo-ga-ga bundle of genetic joy. Your baby. It’s important with babies to use very sensitive free sample products. Because a baby with irritated skin is a baby who cries a lot. And then you’ll regret your choice for using that chemical-ridden lotion. That’s why this free [...]
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Free Sample 2 Honey Love Vibrators
This Free Australian Sample might make you blush a little bit. Bring a little colour to those cheeks. But do not be shy, folks. Nothing to be ashamed of, here. This is a safe space. So, I won’t get too deep into the details of how this particular free sample works. Or what you’re supposed [...]
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Free Sample Sportscraft $20 Voucher
This Free Australian Sample can be anything you want (within reason). That’s what a $20 voucher enables you to do once you join the Sportscraft VIP club. So long as you find a product for that price or less, it’s a free sample and your a happy person. This voucher can be used either in-store [...]
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Free Sample Vegesorb Moisturiser
This Free Australian Sample has a slightly peculiar name. But don’t let that discourage you. Here, let’s think about it together… So part one of this free sample equation is the “vege” as in veggie as in vegetable. Nothing wrong with that. Part two, “sorb” as in absorb as in moisturiser. Good, great, done. Now [...]
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Free Sample Bambini Nappies
This Free Australian Sample is all about bums. They’re important, after all. We sit on them. When you see one that’s great, it’s reallly great. Some people even talk out of theirs. (Zing!) Also, in terms of this free sample, they help keep our bodies clean in biological ways that need no explanation. So you [...]
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Free Sample Breathe Right Nasal Strips
This Free Australian Sample is something that is very close to my heart. For you see, I am a sufferer of nasal congestion. I know, GASP, but it’s true. I cannot tell you how many nights I’ve laid awake, sniffling myself into painful oblivion. And the red nose that comes with it all lets all [...]
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Free Sample DKNY “Be Delicious” Perfume
This Free Australian Sample makes use of one of my most favourite words in the world. That word being “delicious.” I use it often, usually in incidences where taste is not the subject being described. Like, check out that pair of shoes. They’re delicious. See how that works? This free sample is named after that [...]
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Free Sample 6 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
This Free Australian Sample might give you diabetes. But don’t even act as if you care. You’ll gobble these down and you know it. Even if they weren’t free samples and required payment. Which they are. So they don’t. So relax. Anyhow, it’s worth mentioning to you that this free sample in only available in [...]