So what is this Australia Sample of S-26? One serving provides 50% of the RDI for iron 26% of the RDI for Vitamin and a bunch of other stuff. If you don’t have kids, this is probably still healthy for you to eat. Yes you can eat it too you big baby:

The free sample:

They’re important, after all.

We sit on them. When you see one that’s great, it’s reallly great. Some people even talk out of theirs. (Zing!)

Also, in terms of this free sample, they help keep our bodies clean in biological ways that need no explanation.

So you can understand why having a few extra nappies around can certainly help a parent out.

This free Australian sample also provides entry into a contest (this part is optional) where you could win a 6 month supply of nappies!

Which is awesome, in case you’re having trouble processing that thought.

To redeem your nappies, simply head to your nearest Priceline or Priceline Pharmacy. Click here to find yours.

Walk in, demand the free samples, and walk out.

Not sure when this offer expires, so do all of this walking soontimes.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to outfit your baby bum in soft, protective, fashion.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

And I’ll tell you why. But you might not believe it.

These free sample diapers have something unique about them. That special something has been termed a “poo-poo pouch.”

I kid you not. (Click here to prove it.)

It’s like a reservoir for feces. Trapping the damned and containing it until its ready for disposal.

I could make a million toilet-humour jokes about this free sample, so please forgive me in advance.

But all humour aside, these things might be pretty interesting to try out (if only I had a baby). I’m not exactly willing to become impregnated to find out, but you can all let us all know how this free Australian sample performs.

If nothing else, you’ll be able to hand it off to someone as a practical joke and have them be genuinely offended and delighted at the same time.

That’s the power of this free sample.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to take advantage of the pouch.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

Man, I know children are the future and everything, but why do they have to hog all the Australian samples in this world?

Diapers, bottles, formula, teddy bears. There’s no end to the list of stuff you can get when you’re a kid.

Which is ironic, because babies are not even old enough to remember all the free samples they get, let alone appreciate them.

So what are we left to do except produce children of our very own?

I suppose we adults could try and squeeze into these free Australian samples for laziness’ sake, though that might prove to be a challenge. But I have faith in you.

In case you actually ARE a parent, please excuse all my raving and ranting, and continue to claim a free sample that you know is rightfully yours. No hard feelings.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to outfit your baby bum in soft, protective, fashion. (Make sure to tick the circle that says” I would like to trial a free sample of Sorbies nappies” at the bottom.)

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

But it could ALSO be just for you. A full-grown adult who just happens to enjoy plush animal figures.

Surely you’re not alone in desiring this free sample. There are likely tons of other people who share the same interest.

So don’t feel bad when applying for this one.

In the section where it asks you to specify what kind of free sample seeker you are (ie. expectant mother, father, etc), put in something guardian-ish instead of “teddy bear enthusiast.” That should increase your odds of receiving it.

Some kind-hearted good samaritan out there has posted what the bear looks like, and my verdict is that it’s freaking adorable.

How could you NOT want one of these Australia samples?

If you don’t, you might want to check your pulse to make sure you’re not a robot.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to make friends with a fuzzy creature.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

Free Baby Samples from Gaia
All you have to do is send a stamped self-addressed envelope (DL – normal letter sized) to:

Free Samples
GAIA Skin Naturals
25 Felicia Rise
Diamond Creek Vic 3089

The free baby samples you will receive include: bath & body wash, baby moisturiser, and Skin Soothing Lotion

More info via this link

Have a baby or not, I’m sure you are like me and have tons of friends who are popping out these cry monsters left and right.  Yes they look cute, but wait until your friend asks you to watch it one night so he can go out…

Free Nappy Queen Samples for Australia
Sign up via this link

What does that mean? Who knows, all I know is that this will help babies be strong and everyone loves babies. They smile, the giggle, and they puke all over your nice shirt.

Free Nestlé NAN Pro 3 Australia Sample
Get it free via this link