This Free Australian Sample is for the peckishly-minded.

That line actually comes from the sample-provider itself.

I just enjoyed it enough to use it in this rambling of mine, onto your eyeballs and into your minds. It’s done.

But anyhow, this free sample will actually do as the aforementioned stolen sentence suggests.

Except instead of snacking on junk food and cola, you can snack on any array of mixed nuts and fruit of your choosing.

You even get to select which day of the week you’d like your Australian sample shipped to you!

However, you should know that only the first box is free. After that, you should cancel your order immediately to avoid paying a few bucks for the second box that shall be on it’s way to you.

Ps, I’ll have you know that it was excruciatingly hard for me not to make a joke about nuts during the typing of this free Australian sample. Seriously, great restraint.

The Free Australia Sample: Click here to snack healthily.

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But it’s not all for vanity’s sake. This stuff is also good for diabetics and maintaining a healthy lifestyle in general.

There’s no way this doesn’t include you, so keep on reading…

This free sample is a natural sweetener blend that is devoted to the return to natural ingredients.

You won’t find it made in a laboratory, but there’s a whopping amount of information that tells you about the magic of this naturally engineered miracle.

So how does this Australian sample work, you ask? Luckily I have this nice little quote from PureVia themselves about the plant they use.

“Stevia is a natural herbal sweetener with no calories and no carbohydrates. Called “Ka’a He’e” (“Sweet Herb”) in Guarani, the indigenous language of Paraguay and parts of Brazil, the stevia leaf has been used as a sweetener for hundreds of years.”

And if numeric evidence woos you, you might also be interested to know that this stuff is more than 200 times sweeter than sugar, and has 90% fewer calories. Can’t really argue with the math of this free Australia sample.

Trust me, you ingest wayyy too much sugar. See image for proof.

The Free Australia Sample: Click here to ditch the shoog.

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But don’t even act as if you care.

You’ll gobble these down and you know it. Even if they weren’t free samples and required payment.

Which they are. So they don’t. So relax.

Anyhow, it’s worth mentioning to you that this free sample in only available in certain parts of Australia.

Namely NSW, QLD, and VIC.

I know this isn’t the most ideal of circumstances, but Australia seems to be running low on free samples. So I’m giving you all I got!

Dear Remainder of Australia,

Please accept my deepest sympathies  as you will not be able to benefit from this promotion. But look at it this way.

At least your bums will be smaller.

So it’s a trade off. Free samples, or shapely posteriors. It’s up to you.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here for a 1/2 dozen delightful doughnuts.

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Easy, one might say.

The idea behind these  free samples is that Australians are busy busy people. So to make the dining process as easy as possible, this company has dveloped these “easy meals.”

They are designed to be as simple as their name suggests, so I don’t really have anything else to say about them.

But. The weird thing about these free samples, is that they apparently can be stored without refrigeration for up to 18 months!

I’m not at all sure how this is possible.

Perhaps they meals are dehydrated, like the ones for astronauts?

Perhaps because they have harnessed the power of meals styled after The Jetsons?

I cannot be sure. All I know for sure is that this free sample is free. And a sample. (What can I say? I’m perceptive.)

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to have a meal on us.

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This Free Australian Sample is supposed to take the place of another.

In the great battle of healthiness, some foods are just not very waistline-friendly.

Take sugar for example. Sugar is nice (though it’s not a free sample). It’s sweet. It pretends to be your friend. But then it shows up in all these unexpected places, like coffee, sport drinks, and soda pop.

And then it’s like, okay, sugar. That’s quite enough. Which is where this free Australian sample comes in handy.

It won’t make you fat. It won’t give you a lift, only to drop you minutes later. And it’s just as nice as sugar.

Take a look-see at the factoids…

“SPLENDA® has just a fraction of the calories of sugar for the same great taste. It’s versatile — you can use it almost anywhere you would use sugar, to sweeten anything from tea and coffee to cereals, fruits and yogurts. It even measures and pours cup for cup just like sugar and can be used almost anywhere sugar is used, including cooking and baking.”

Also, did I mention it’s an Australian sample?

Probably about 4 times. But I wouldn’t want you to miss out anything. So without further ado, here’s the link…

The Free Australia Sample: Click here to think one thing, but use anther. (Expires No 30st, 2010.)

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If you love Asian food just as I do, you’ll want to participate in this promotion.

This cuisine is all about the sauce, so you can get your hands on some when you enter a contest to win some nice stuff. Including a free sample just for entering!

“Asian Home Gourmet & Taste.com.au are giving you the chance to WIN an Asian Inspired cooking pack to recreate an authentic Asian dining experience at home!”

Which is nice, because meatloaf, spaghetti, and even BBQ can get old after a while.

The Australia sample prize pack includes:

• Non-stick open Wok
• 2 handles
• Straining Rack
• Skimmer
• RRP $275

Of course, that’s only if you win. Losers will only get a free sample for entering. Which is still a pretty great fate.

This is about the only time when you can say that you’re glad to be a loser. So relish in it.

Relish away.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to expand your culinary horizons.

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I abso-friggin-lutely loooove this particular kind of soup. And I am so happy in pants about this opportunity that I have to restrain myself from swearing online.

I know it’s just soup, but this free sample should be a good one.

I’ve actually seen it around before, but resisted sharing it with you. Not because I’m selfish like that or because I hate you, but because I was skeptical.

I’ve never heard of this brand before, but the online diggs for this Australia sample seem very legit.

Including a verification code to make sure you’re not spam, a Twtitter account, and a Facebook page.

And I just don’t think a scammer slash phisher would be willing to go to such lengths. So let’s try this one out, shall we?

If it doesn’t work out, I’ll lament for the 30 seconds it took you to fill out the free sample form.

Because you were going to do something important with them otherwise, right?

The Free Australian Sample: Click here for happy taste buds.

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Caffeine is probably the most highly consumed “drug” in the world.

You may not agree with the fact that it’s a drug, but judging by the way people act when they need it, want it, gotta have it? I have no doubt it is.

That’s why this free sample will probably rub you the right way. Because chances are, you can’t function without it.

If you don’t believe me, try getting in the way of someone who needs their morning cup. Most likely they look like this poor unfortunate soul.

Mean and unsavoury.

Therefore, if you step in your OWN way of getting to this free sample, you will become mean and unsavoury. It’s logic, folks.

I don’t make up the rules, I just call it like I see it.

And I call this Australia sample awesome.

And so it shall be.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here for coffee time.

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Very rarely is a food item both. Usually when something tastes very good, it’s because it’s not at all good for you.

Or it’s amazing for you, but is as appealing as cardboard.

But not in the case of this free sample.

Purewellness offers nutritional supplements that can slipped into any of your regular cooking, or used simply as shakes.

The concept is to “offer high quality, all natural products that are easily incorporated into your lifestyle to boost your nutrition, immunity and supplements needs.” Bonus: they don’t taste like mud!

With this Australian sample, you’ll get to pick between chocolate or vanilla. And if you’re smart, you’ll go for vanilla ’cause it’s clearly much more awesome.

But, the free sample choice is yours.

Ps, I am more than aware that the image I’ve chosen to accompany this opportunity is of neither chocolate nor vanilla. But I liked the way it looked. So deal with it.

Deal with it by getting one of these free Australian samples for yourself. That will make you feel better about my misrepresentation.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here for a tasty treat that’s not actually a treat at all.

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It’s an unfortunate truth that cancer affects millions of women around the world.

So in order to squash the disease, the company from which today’s free sample comes from, The cancer Project, decided to do something aboot it.

They said: “Dear Cancer, you suck. There’s tons of us, and we are stronger than you. So beat it.” (Which is a paraphrase, but you understand what I’m getting at here.)

So Australia samples dot com is proud to bring you this healthy living dietary rescource for all your cancerous @$$ kicking needs.

There’s a lot you can do for yourself to prevent/avoid ill health, eating included. So don’t underestimate the power of this Australia sample.

So feel free to grab one of these free samples for you or someone who makes your heart flutter.

And be sure to put “braiding each other’s hair” this Friday night, ’cause you know you’re BFFs.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to tell cancer where to stick it.

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