A new free sample we just found for Australia is the Hugo Boss Fragrance Sample. This free sample is yet another postcard getting mailed to your house with a tiny bit of fragrance on it. Yeah we wish they sent whole bottles too. Still collect enough of these little post cards and you’ve got enough free sample smells to smell good for a weekend.

The Hugo Boss Orange fragrance that is being given away here is also one of our favorites!

Free Sample Hugo Boss Fragrance Sample
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Unfortunately this free sample from Escada probably comes on a post card, and is a one time application probably not enough to disguise your daily odor.

Free Sample Escada Perfume Australia
Via this link

And it’s one we haven’t seen before (or at least I haven’t).

Escada brings us this colourful little ditty, and offers it to us all as a free sample that should get us ready for spring.

In case you’re wondering what such a scent might smell like (or are just too lazy to read the free sample description tab yourself), here’s some guidance…

“The Taj Sunset fragrance continues on the overdosed fruity floral scents that have made ESCADA fashion fragrances so enduringly popular. Combining new exotic fruit notes and a contrasting tropical sensuality, this fresh and alluring scent evokes a vibrant, pleasure-seeking and indulgent mindset.”

Apparently this Australia sample uses mango for the first time in Escada history, so that’s kind of exciting.

Then they throw in some bloody orange, lilies, coconut cream and sandalwood and BAM!! Chef Emeril reference and a million dollar fragrance.

But not for you. For you, it’s a free sample.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to ride of into the sunset. (Click Free Sample in the top right menu.)

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But recently, to the selection, Lacoste has added “Joy of Pink” and “Touch of Pink” perfume for the ladies.

But I ask you THIS about this free sample…

What is the difference between a “joy” of pink and a “touch” of pink?

And would such a difference be expressed via scent?

The “Joy” option is actually an updated version of the “touch” option, if I’m not mistaken.

But honestly, I might be mistaken, so inform us all if you happen to know something we don’t.

Now, the form for these free Australian samples is known for being tricky. Often claiming that your address doesn’t exist.

Mine went through just fine (and I’ve received these free samples before), so I’ll share some wisdom…

If you live in a townhouse or apt, put your Unit number in the “Address 2″ line. And don’t use a # sign. The form hates that.

And for your postal code, use all caps and put a space in between if necessary . That should work nice and good for this here free sample.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to smell lovely.

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That word being “delicious.”

I use it often, usually in incidences where taste is not the subject being described.

Like, check out that pair of shoes. They’re delicious.

See how that works?

This free sample is named after that very word. Except with a “be” in front of it. I suppose because DKNY encourages this sort of adjective.

In the same way that I encourage your good smelling self.

Which just so happens to be easier when you have this UK sample on hand.

Based off that orchard in autumn scent, it’s sure to be a hit with more nostrils than your own.

And yes, I’m aware of the fact that this image doesn’t necessarily (or at all) have anything to do with the free sample in question.

I just found it interesting to look at. Nothing more.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here for a crisp, robust fragrance.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you can visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

Ladies and gentlemen, please turn your attention to Britney Spears.

She’s loud, she’d proud, she smells like she’s running away from a fortune teller.

Don’t understand my ramblings about this Australia sample?

Click here to see the ridiculousness upon which I base my findings.

Okay, now that that’s out of the way, we can all understand why I hate Britney Spears just a little bit. Even when she gives away free samples.

But for those of you who like and respect her, I will shut my mouth and take the time to tell you a little but about this free sample.

“Luscious berries and dewy petals unfold to reveal a radiant heart of luminous pure white flowers, lit from within by the glow of precious amber, woods, and sexy musk.”

I have to commend the writer on using as many light-related words as possible in their description of this free UK sample. It certainly made use of that thesaurus he/she was waiting to use.

But I digress, perhaps I should just LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! <— Click to watch hilarious video.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to smell like a pop star, turned maniac, turned pop star again, but still with a hint of maniac.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Allow me to introduce you to Thierry Mugler’s new fragrance. It’s pink, it’s feminine, it’s “Womanity.”

I had a good laugh when I hear that one, but it gets the point across.

When Thierry Muglier makes a free sample fragrance, he knows what he wants. And for this fragrance, he pretty much wanted to create a lady in a bottle.

“Womanity, the first sweet and savory fragrance reflecting the new faces of femininity.”

The bottle is actually a little aggressive looking, and not particularly womanly (besides the fact that it’s pink). There’s a chain link on this Australia sample perfume from the  nozzle to the bottle that says “biker” more than anything else.

But what do I know? Thierry Mugler is a fashion designer. And I…..well, am just not.

So well done, Tierry. Well done on this free Australian sample.

I’m not sure whether this one will be a small vial or a scented postcard, but here’s a tip if we end up with the crappier one.

Scented postcards, lame as they may seem, are great for putting in drawers of clothing.

Imagine, your underthings can smell especially divine. No one will be able to resist you in fragrant undies thanks to this free sample.

And in somewhat unrelated news, you might want to add these to your underwear collection…

The Free Australia Sample: Click here to smell like the womanliest woman around.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you can visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

Perfumes are known for being sexy and raw, and all those other primal adjectives.

But this one looks very fancy by comparison, in all its gold-plated glory.

And if I’m not mistaken, this free sample is actually based off of the original scent for men, called One Million.

Perhaps because it makes you smell slash feel like a million bucks? Put a little spring in your step? Hm?

If the perfume itself doesn’t put a spring in your step, perhaps knowing that it is a free Australian sample will.

That always helps.

I wonder if it ever occurs to perfume makers to make their products smell more like food.

What guy would be able t resist the smell of steak on his lady friend?

Citrus and vanilla are very appropriate in this sense, but why not take it even further with bacon? Is that so unreasonable?

But enough of my philosophy. And more of the free sample link below.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here for your voucher.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you can visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

No, it’s not absurd that you would want to put on some perfume to smell so fresh and so clean.

No, it’s not absurd that you might be curious to try a free sample of Mariah carey’s new scent.

But what IS absurd is the name of this stuff.

“Lolipop Bling.” WTF!??!@!

I’m not sure who came up with this. Perhaps Mariah herself (which is why no one would have told her it was a stupid idea).

So on behalf of Australian samples everywhere, I’m saying that it’s a stupid idea.

Now, normally I would search for a hilarious picture to include in my ramblings, but Mariah has made that search unnecessary…

Apart from the hilarious promotional photo, another awesome detail about this Australian free sample is the fact that you get THREE vials of the scent!

That’s the sort of generousity we should all take advantage of. For reals.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here for your voucher.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you can visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.

It’s not a condom. Or lubricant. Or a toy for your private parts.

It’s only a perfume. But what makes this free sample a bit of a scandal is the bottle.

It’s just a woman’s torso! It doesn’t have nipples or anything like that, but it’s still just plain odd.

In fact, now that I’m investing so much thought into this (I have a tough job, folks), this Australian sample bottle looks like a mannequin.

God only knows what it smells like.

There’s no description of it anywhere, and I’m too lazy to Google it. But oh well. If you’re interested, then you’re interested. And if you’re interested, you’ll take the voucher from the website below to your nearest Perfume Connection store.

And if you’re not, well, you wouldn’t be reading this website anyway.

SO now that we’ve acknowledged that you’re interested in this Australian free sample, the only thing left to do is click the link below.

Click it. THE POWER OF SAMPLES COMPELLS YOU!

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to get your hands on the perfume woman’s torso.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free Australia sample, you can visit us on Eff Bee. The Book of Face. You know, Facebook! Click here to do that. You know you want to, especially since it’ll help you find opportunities like this, FIRST.