This Free Australian Sample is for every man, whoever you are.

Ralph Lauren has come out with what they’re calling the “Big Pony Collection.” (Yes, that is the legitimate name.)

It features a scent for the various gentlemen out there, and if you’re not sure which one you are, I’ve taken the liberty to explain this free Australian sample for you in detail. Ahem…

Sporty: Are you a guy’s guy who exercises competitiveness and enjoys shoulder pads?

Seductive: Are you a gent for the ladies, so suave and debonair?

Adventurous: Do you love the feeling of blood pumping through your veins as you fight tigers and juggle objects on fire?

Stylish: Are you so fresh and so clean, with a wardrobe that would put David Beckham to shame?

Look deep into your soul, determine which variety is best for you, and head to your nearest Myer, David Jones, or Perfume Connection store to redeem this freebie.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to wear your personality.

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Well, more specifically, for your eyeballs. And the frame in question, are your eyelashes.

But enough with the symbology. Estée Lauder is offering Australians the chance to partake in a free 2.8mL sample of their new and snazzy mascara.

You can print off the voucher from the link below to collect this freebie at participating Myer or David Jones counters across Australia.

OR if you’re not fortunate enough to own a printer, you can still get in on this freebie. As the voucher says in teensy weensy print:

“Don’t have access to a printer? Not a problem. Simply visit your Estee Lauder counter and mention this promotion to one of our friendly Beauty Advisors to receive this fabulous offer.”

How fabulously accommodating.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to frame those lashes.

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Olfactory of course referring to your scent. The odor you give off, and hopefully it’s a good one.

Well if not, that’s what these free Australian samples are for.

Lacoste is constantly offering their various scents as freebies, but they’ve just recently added a new one to their repertoire. Essential Sport.

“Experience the invigorating freshness of Essential Sport, driven by ice cold citrus and spices, powered by smooth masculine notes.”

To be honest, I’m not exactly sure what a “masculine note” might smell like. I suppose Lacoste means good things buy this term. But those words bring up thought bubbles consisting of beef jerky. or Beer. Or sweaty socks.

Surely the free Australian sample is meant to smell better than that, though. If you’re still a wee bit skeptical, you can also opt to select Lacoste Challenge instead from the pull-down menu.

But wait! Ladies, if you’re feeling left out of all the excitement, consider the following:

Another bonus of this free Australian sample. If you’re not into this man fragrance, please note that from the pull-down menu, you can pick Love of Pink instead.

The world of Australian samples is your oyster.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to smell lovely.

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Because, you guys, recently I have been developing tooth sensitivity. Which I’ve never even experienced before! Why now? Why me?

Oh lord, please don’t tell me I’m getting old. I only just got out of school a couple years ago! it’s not like I’m eighty!

So you can imagine how this free Australian sample might be perfect for me. I’d get it even if I weren’t having these dental issues, but this is just more cause for me to go a head and request one.

Anyhow, if you’d like to snag one of these free Australian samples, I’ll take the time now to warn you that it’s not easy to find.

Once you visit the link below, look in the top right-hand corner for the “Request a Sample” button. Enter your email there and a pop-up form will appear before your very eyes.

Now that’s free Australian sample magic.

The Free Australia Sample: Click here to protect your sensitive pearly whites. (And read the instructions above, or else you’ll be confused.)

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But it’s not all for vanity’s sake. This free sample is also good for diabetics and maintaining a healthy lifestyle in general. There’s no way this doesn’t include you, so keep on reading…

This free Australia sample of PureVia is a natural sweetener blend that is devoted to the return to natural ingredients.

You won’t find that this free sample is made in a laboratory. There’s a whopping amount of information that tells you about the magic of this naturally engineered miracle.

So how does it work you ask? Luckily I have this nice little quote from PureVia themselves about the plant they use.

“Stevia is a natural herbal sweetener with no calories and no carbohydrates. Called “Ka’a He’e” (“Sweet Herb”) in Guarani, the indigenous language of Paraguay and parts of Brazil, the stevia leaf has been used as a sweetener for hundreds of years.”

And if numeric evidence woos you, you might also be interested to know that this free australia stuff is more than 200 times sweeter than sugar, and has 90% fewer calories. Can’t really argue with the math of this free Australia sample.

Even the website itself makes you feel healthier than you actually are. With pictures of people smiling softly as they lay on grass. And vivid water splashing out of crystal cups. Beauteous green leaves that sway to and fro.

The Free Australia Sample: Click here to get all of the confectionery goodness with none of the calories.

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Harvey Norman has a promotion going on where you can get 50 free photo prints with this free Australian sample!

Which is good, because all of us need a little reminder sometimes of the paces we’ve been and the things we’ve done. And what better way than with this fine opportunity that lays before you?!

Here’s how you start. The first step involves making an account. After selecting your 50 prints, head to the checkout as if you were not a lucky free Australian sampler.

THEN enter the promotional code “THATS50FREE” to be treated as the fine and savvy sampler that you are!’

Just make sure to select pickup of your prints, or else your “freebie” will actually cost you shipping/handling. 

Click here to find the location nearest you to avoid an unnecessary shipping charge.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to start your assemblage of memories.

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At first, you see, it asks you to simply sign up for membership to receive the sample. Simple enough, yes?

BUT WAIT! There are TWO levels of membership. The firs one being for a newsletter only, and the second being for FULL membership which includes free Australian samples.

How many people have been led astray by this trickery and deceit? Too many.

So here’s what you need to do to get the real membership with the real free Australian sample.

When you follow the link below, don’t just automatically start filling in your d’tails. At the bottom, look for the sentence that says “If you would like to receive free product samples, please click to become a full member of Elixia™.”

When you get to that link, the page will expand to include more details.

And you will have been victorious once again! Muhahahah!

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to get the goods for your visage.

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Donatella Versace (that scary looking, orange-faced lady) has developed a new fragrance. But don’t worry. The free Australian sample is significantly better looking than her.

As Donatella Versace puts it, “Versus is pure energy. I wanted a perfume which would express the strong contrast of a romantic yet tough femininity. This fragrance is dedicated to a woman who loves to dare.”

That’s quite the description of this free Australian sample. And it’s nice because the freebie you’ll get is not just a scented card. It’s for 1.5 mL of the good stuff, so you can look forward to multiple uses.

Bring the coupon  in-store for your chance to get one, and hurry. Free Australian samples like this never last for very long.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to express the intricacy of your womanhood.

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Whiskas is offering you this Free Australia sample of their newest creation: Whiskas Oh So (Blank). The “blank” is where the appropriate flavour description is inserted. Ok, fine. You don’t even have to use your imagination about this free sample. I will list them all for your curious, eager eyeballs…

Oh so Fishy (various flavours such as chicken/tuna, salmon/chicken) and Oh So Meaty (chunky beef, beef/lamb, juicy duck, delicious lamb, tender turkey) and even MORE combinations of the aforementioned.

With this free Australian sample, you won’t get to choose your flavours precisely. But you’ll get one of the fish variety and also one of the meat variety.

And if you’re into more than just the sample, the link below also invites you to upload your cat’s picture for a chance to win $10,000!

Now, in the event that yo should win, I’d like to claim some of that. You know. Finder’s fee and all. We’ll talk it about it later, after you get your free Australian sample.

Now here is the link, perfectly timed.

The Free Australian Sample: Click here to get the Oh So Blank free sample.

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I swear, these freebies can hear each other. How else did Heinz know that yesterday S-26 would be featuring their baby formula?

It’s no coincidence that this free Australian sample is staking it’s claim today. It’s practically looking S-26 in the eyeballs, and telling it not to come ’round these parts no more.

Heinz is a big player, too. They own a lot of stuff. And are now trying to get you to commit to their side with this free Australian sample. It’s got all the goodness of milk, plus added iron, zinc and iodine and other essential vitamins and minerals.

If you’re unsure about what it can do for your toddler, read on…

“Heinz Nurture Gold Toddler® offers the synergistic benefits of both probiotics and prebiotics for healthy digestion. PLUS it contains Omega 3 DHA and iodine. Omega 3 DHA is considered important for brain and visual development and probiotics and prebiotics work together to help maintain healthy digestion.”

With all that terminology, I’m convinced.

*Sigh* Nice big words get me every time.

The Free Australia Sample: Click here to try the other side of the formula road.

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