Free Anti-Virus Software From Microsoft Australian Freebie

Dear Hacker, I am ending our 2 month relationship by installing this free antivirus software from Microsoft, one of Australia Samples free samples of the day. We met two months ago, when you infected my computer with a trojan. Since I wasn’t using this free antivirus software, we met when my screen started flashing and randomly shutting off. At first I thought it was funny. Then you stole my email address a couple times, and we had our laughs, but things started getting serious, when without this free antivirus software, you start getting a little bad in my microsoft xp computer. I thought you were just trying some foreplay, but it got a little too intense. You stole my bank account number to go out to dinner. That’s when I realized you spent $24 at the local pub and charged it to my account. Was this a sign that you found someone else, you were cheating on me? So that was the last straw, I am ending our relationship by installing this antivirus from Microsoft. It is the perfect free sample to keep you away from my computer. Besides since most people aren’t protected from hackers like you I’m sure you’ll find someone else…

Free Sample of the Day: Free Antivirus From Microsoft
Perfect for keeping your computer free from viruses. Requires a real copy of Windows. Get it via this link

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