Free Australia Samples: Free Riva Coffee Sample
Wahhoooo…. who is tired? Well I can fix that… simply signup for this free coffee sample for Australians, go to sleep… wake up in about 6-8 weeks, eat the coffee grinds, Walahhh all better. See Riva Coffee is offering Australians a free sample of their coffee products. They have the free sample sign up page through facebook. So wake up and get your free Australian SAmple of Coffee today. In a side note, I notice that htis post is officially not funny. What gives? Well tell me a joke in the comment section, and maybe I’ll send you a gift card (if I can convince nick not to be cheap).
The Australia Sample:
click here for the Australia Sample.
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You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When…
*You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked
*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
*You sleep with your eyes open
*You have to watch videos in fast-forward
*You lick your coffee pot clean
*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
*You can jump-start your car without cables
*Your only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
*You don’t sweat, you percolate
*You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
*You’ve worn the finish off you coffee table
*The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you
*Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house
*You’re so wired you pick up FM radio
*Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”
*Instant coffee takes too long
*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
hahaha nice jokes!
After waiting 2 months, not to mention reading the dozens of complaints from users of other freebie sites, I contacted Riva who are checking with the company who sends out their samples to find out what is going on.
Are the free samples still on? I’d like to try Riva. I haven’t come across many great-tasting coffee brands, so I hope Riva indeed is as good as it says it is.
Anyway, here’s a bunch of jokes about coffee:
“I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning,” prescribed the doctor. “You gotta be kidding, doc,” I’ve been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee”.
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I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don’t you quit drinking coffee. He said, “because if I didn’t have the shakes I wouldn’t get any exercise at all.”
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A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” the psychiatrist said, “well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”