Comments on: Free Australia Samples: Free Riva Coffee Sample http://australiasamples.com/free-australia-samples-free-riva-coffee-sample/ Australia Free Samples and Free Stuff for Australians Mon, 29 Aug 2011 06:49:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: coffee machines http://australiasamples.com/free-australia-samples-free-riva-coffee-sample/comment-page-1/#comment-136 coffee machines Thu, 06 May 2010 08:15:01 +0000 http://australiasamples.com/?p=201#comment-136 Are the free samples still on? I’d like to try Riva. I haven’t come across many great-tasting coffee brands, so I hope Riva indeed is as good as it says it is. Anyway, here’s a bunch of jokes about coffee: "I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning," prescribed the doctor. "You gotta be kidding, doc," I've been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee". --------------- I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don't you quit drinking coffee. He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all." ---------------- A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye," the psychiatrist said, "well, have you tried taking the spoon out?" Are the free samples still on? I’d like to try Riva. I haven’t come across many great-tasting coffee brands, so I hope Riva indeed is as good as it says it is.
Anyway, here’s a bunch of jokes about coffee:
“I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning,” prescribed the doctor. “You gotta be kidding, doc,” I’ve been doing that for years, but my wife calls it coffee”.
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I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don’t you quit drinking coffee. He said, “because if I didn’t have the shakes I wouldn’t get any exercise at all.”
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A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” the psychiatrist said, “well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”

]]> By: Lea http://australiasamples.com/free-australia-samples-free-riva-coffee-sample/comment-page-1/#comment-70 Lea Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:08:14 +0000 http://australiasamples.com/?p=201#comment-70 After waiting 2 months, not to mention reading the dozens of complaints from users of other freebie sites, I contacted Riva who are checking with the company who sends out their samples to find out what is going on. After waiting 2 months, not to mention reading the dozens of complaints from users of other freebie sites, I contacted Riva who are checking with the company who sends out their samples to find out what is going on.

]]> By: Zoe http://australiasamples.com/free-australia-samples-free-riva-coffee-sample/comment-page-1/#comment-65 Zoe Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:40:58 +0000 http://australiasamples.com/?p=201#comment-65 hahaha nice jokes! hahaha nice jokes!

]]> By: Amy http://australiasamples.com/free-australia-samples-free-riva-coffee-sample/comment-page-1/#comment-41 Amy Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:28:40 +0000 http://australiasamples.com/?p=201#comment-41 You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When... *You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked *You grind your coffee beans in your mouth *You sleep with your eyes open *You have to watch videos in fast-forward *You lick your coffee pot clean *Your eyes stay open when you sneeze *The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse *You can type sixty words a minute with your feet *You can jump-start your car without cables *Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" *You don't sweat, you percolate *You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee *You've worn the finish off you coffee table *The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you *Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house *You're so wired you pick up FM radio *Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans" *Instant coffee takes too long *You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When…

*You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

*You sleep with your eyes open

*You have to watch videos in fast-forward

*You lick your coffee pot clean

*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

*You can jump-start your car without cables

*Your only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”

*You don’t sweat, you percolate

*You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug

*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

*You’ve worn the finish off you coffee table

*The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you

*Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house

*You’re so wired you pick up FM radio

*Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”

*Instant coffee takes too long

*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can

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